5 Funny Blogs to Keep You Laughing

5 Funny Blogs to Keep You Laughing When You Should Be Working by Amanda King, Yahoo! Contributor Network

I'm a blog junkie. It's okay, I'll admit it. I especially like the funny blogs- blogs that make me laugh so hard I'm close to tears. While there are a lot of funny blogs on the Internet, there are very few that I keep going back to everyday to see what could possibly be more hilarious than the day before. I've picked five of my favorite funny blogs to share with you. These range from the random weird people you know on Facebook to annoying husbands. These are blogs that guarantee to pass time and force you to procrastinate more than you had intended to.

Funny Blog #1: Facebook Status Updates Gone Wrong at Lamebook.com
Lamebook is dedicated to all things Facebook that can make you groan, laugh, or quickly defriend one of your connections. The thing I love about Lamebook is that these screenshots are sent in by Facebook users- and we all know how private Facebook is. That's how good of "friends" these people are with eachother. Good friends share your stupidity with the rest of the internet. The submissions are usually horrendous typos, status updates that offer way too much information, and pictures that would make the most desensitized person blush. Of course some of these will make you laugh, especially if your friend feed isn't anything like these poor people had to read. Lamebook gives a quick view into the world outside of your own Facebook and will really make you think about your next status update or picture. If not, at least it will make you laugh.
Funny Blog #2: Ugly Tattoos at Ugliesttattoos.com
I'm a tattooed lady that likes to look at other people's tattoos. I like to see the level of artwork and time put into a piece of art on someone's skin. I also like finding tattoos that are just horrifying. Ugliesttattoos.com has a nice collection of bad tattoos that will make the one you have that was done in someone's kitchen (not that I'm speaking from expierence...) seem not so bad. Some of these tattoos could be considered works of art with a bad idea. Some of these are good ideas with a bad execution. Most of the tattoos are bad ideas with bad execution. Ugliesttattoos.com is worth the browse, especially if you ever wanted to see a Bob Ross or a Tony Danza tattoo.
Funny Blog #3: Party Pictures at sorryimissedyourparty.com
Sure, you may have been to some crazy parties. You might have even woke up on someone's lawn wondering "What did I get myself into last night?". At sorryimissedyourparty.com, you can slowly put the pieces back together and get some clarity to the night before. Or not, maybe you just want to see how people around the world party. Most entries are just really random pictures of people trying to have a good time. Included are pictures of people passed out from having too good of a time, people showing too much, or people caught in the act of trying to do a keg stand. My favorites are pictures that are obviously from a different time period (80s and 90s). I like seeing that not much has changed in the way of throwing a killer college party. This blog also makes you wonder if you should put "No Camera Allowed" on the invitations to your next party.
Funny Blog #4: Google tries to get more personal at What The Auto-Fill?
If you're a web content writer and constantly wondering what are people searching for on Google, then What The Auto-Fill is for you. The blog is a collection of screenshots taken by someone who starts typing a phrase into Google and gets the auto fill list of most searched for subjects. Although the site hasn't been updated in a long time and the updates are sporadic, there are a few things here that will make anyone laugh. It gives great insight to what people are typing into the Google search bar, but I wouldn't recommend it as a tool for those looking for web article ideas... or maybe you'd find something here.
Funny Blog #5: Maybe She Has Issues at myhusbandisannoying.com
Meet Tiffanie Wong. She has an annoying husband. Everything about him annoys her- from leaving a post-shaving mess in the sink to his love of fart jokes. Yet it's okay, because she has a nice blog where she can vent about how annoying her husband is while the rest of us let it bother us to the point of divorce. Yet it's hilarious. Read, but be prepared to see yourself in some of the scenarios- she has a tendency to hit close to home.

 

 

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Funny site I just found that I didn't know about before. See, I used to LOVE Linday.. I still do love her...after all, she's a redhead like me! I just wish she'd get her life together. Don't we all ;)

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Location: Hampden and 29th St., Baltimore, MD
Rating: Honorable Mention
Description: Sure, Baltimore’s nursing homes aren’t as cushy as those in “functional” cities in America, but our seniors are too fuckin’ hardcore for bingo and Jello cups.
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Location: Pacific Beach, San Diego, California
Rating: 3.1/5
Description: This comes all the way from the west coast where my readers tell the heroin isn’t worth a damn. After learning about their plight I automatically give all west coast submissions a few extra points because getting blasted on weak-junk takes extra dedication. In Baltimore I can slip in Leakin park and be smacked up for days on all the loose syringes, but in the west coast I guess it would like trying to smashed off near-beer.
Well, this guy did it… and after all that work he didn’t get the recognition I feel he deserved. The submitter sent the following caption explaining the hard times of our try-hard friend:
He is legit passed out on a railing…he was also arrested an hour later. damn heroin..
Fucking southern California, what’s wrong with doping yourself to near extinction and taking a power nap across a handrail on a beautiful day? I bet he wasn’t arrested by the cops but by the home owners association for lowering their property value.
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Location: Baltimore, MD
Rating: 3.9/5
Description: This gem came with the following awesome caption:
Was juuuust about to drive home but decided to have a snack first.
Took off some points for the lean against the car, but gave some back for doing it like a pimp. This lean is hardcore, most other cities would do serious snoozing like this horizontal, but Baltimore don’t roll like that and this guy is showcasing our talent nicely.

Two Steps forward, three steps back

So as of last week I quit using heroin. So I guess you could say that I'm about 7 or so days sober. I'm glad about it, it was my choice. It was a choice I pondered over for the last month honestly. There aren't really any pros to staying on it, and I knew I had to get out of the lifestyle and out of the environment for good...only issue is that Rob is not interested in quitting for himself. I should know this by now-that you cannot make another addict quit if they don't want to on their own. Obviously I know this because my family and friends have been wanting me to quit for a long time and the choice had to be mine in the end. I don't know if or when I'll go back. All I know is that I'm happy quitting today. I brought the idea to Rob of quitting and I'm not gonna force anything. He knows his life isn't going anywhere...and he knows the consequences and issues related so I can't do anything about it.
I've been looking back at all I've been through, the places I've been, what's been going on.....it's just not a pretty sight. It's super easy to go back..and I know that Rob won't mind giving me a couple-but not entirely for free. With him, I always have to pay in one way, shape, or form-sex, money, stealing, etc...whatever it is, if he gives me one, I have to do something in return. Just like if I get him to buy it for me, he gets one for free just for going out and getting it...that's the rules of the street, plain and simple. Why do I  bother staying with him anyway? Oh, I don't even want to get into that one-well, look, with quitting, if I really stay out of this for good, I have to leave Baltimore, which I really don't want to do. I guess everything will be figured out in the end.
Tons of issues are going on with Darrel and the girls he's around. Things are happening with Rob and the messes he is getting himself into. I don't need or want to be a part of that.

Addict Drama

So Rob is pissed at one of his friends, that guy Jeff. Turns out that Jeff bought $500.00 worth of crack from Darrell and shacked up for 2 days with this stripper Tanya, Darrel's "fuck buddy"-Jeff was with this Tanya woman, locked up in a motel for these two days with the $500.00 worth of crack-and then the kicker and the reason that Darrell is mad at Jeff is because Jeff blamed Darrell, trying to make it look like Darrell was forcing him to buy that much crack.....bullshit! That was Jeff's choice to blow all that money on crack and go be with that woman-if anything, Darrell was trying to stop Jeff from buying that much crack at once! So, Jeff's an idiot...and Rob's pissed...so am I!

Going Well

Nothing new to report. I just got back from near N Baltimore with Rob for our usual pick up. We have a new routine with this new dealer now. We met this new guy, Dave, at one of the club on The Block, as people around here know the area as. We have this new system now. Dave works as a door man for on of the strip clubs but he lives north, and sells out of his house. We go up there, if he isn't working, and he already has something ready. He never seems to come up short. Rob knew him a while back when he used to be a doorman for one of the clubs. So, it's a lot easier than waiting around in parking lots, calling whomever seems ready and available. Saves a couple of hours honestly.