I know it seem so all of the sudden, I know! Rob and I started talking the other day about going back to Baltimore, back to our roots and all of that and so we are. It's not as simple as that, I know...but that's why Rob's been working at the strip club under the door, making twice the amount, so we can afford to go over there. I miss it there so much! We are planning on leaving tomorrow morning actually, we bought plane tickets this morning. We are arriving at BWI airport tomorrow afternoon/evening.
It's so cold there, it'll be such a refreshing reminder! I guess that's one way to put it. It's just that I've gone through so much, both alone and with others, on the West coast and I really miss it back East, and I knew that I would return to Baltimore one day. There's no reason for me to go anywhere else on the east coast other than Maryland.
I'll let you all know how the flight went and how everything goes once we are settled over there. Man, I'm really gonna miss Dre more when I'm over there than now-well, than I have been really. Being in those areas again are surely gonna bring up some shit, but I'm ready. I wanted to make sure that I was really ready before I did it, I made the trip.
There are some people there that I know still-like Dre's friend, Darrell. I remember the first and the last time I went to buy heroin with him. He's a big crack addict, he doesn't care for heroin but---man I just get so excited and giddy thinking about it!
So, that's the news, there ya go. This wasn't an out of the blue thought, trust me. This was well planned out. Well, we don't have to plan out much. Just how to afford the plane ticket and whom to stay with once we got over there but I mean the choice was simple, very simple. I've been all up and down on the west coast here. Seattle, LA, Hollywood, Palm Springs, etc...I'm ready...I'm ready. It's something I have to do. I know Rob really wants to go, I know he's been expressing he has been wanting to go for a while now, so it's time. This is the perfect time, perfect time for a good change. A change of scenery is not a bad idea! Especially when the scenery is Baltimore= heroin capital of the U.S. Oh, yea! I'm gonna go watch reruns of The Wire hahaha
BALTIMORE, here I/ We Come!!!!
Rating: 3.5/5
Description: Two weeks ago this guy was finishing his cardiovascular surgery residency at Johns Hopkins when he decided to take the bus to work. That’s when Fanta convinced him he was taking his life entirely too seriously and in an attempt to lighten his approach on things he decided that recreational drug use was the right option.
Two weeks later he has yet to move from that bus stop, slipping in and out of an H soaked slumber. Yet another bright, gifted young man who traded a life of personal and financial success for the empty promises of a Fanta ad. More Fanta less serious indeed.
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Rating: 2.8/5
Description: Oh no! Judging from his haircut this man must have been ejected from a flaming Nascar just slightly out of scene! This is a tragedy for Baltimore media - less people with mullets mean that there are less people to post blatantly racist comments on basically every Baltimore Sun online article, therefore giving people everywhere one less way to find out that minorities are ruining modern society when checking the weather.
While this is a sad day for Baltimore, I don’t like to focus only on the negative. That is a pretty sweet half-nelson this guy landed in. I feel if he could feel pain at that moment he’d really appreciate it more.
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Rating: 4.3/5
Description: This submission came complete with one of the most interesting back stories I’ve received to date, and not just because every word in the caption was capitalized:
So This Gem Was Waiting Next To Me At The Mt. Washington Lightrail Station This Afternoon, Around 3:30PM. When I First Arrived, He Was Standing Upright, His Reading Material Held High To The Sky…Honestly, Made Me Wonder If He Just Needed Some More Reading Light Or Something. A Minute Later, I Turned Around From Grabbing My Lightrail Ticket And Aforementioned Reading Material Was In The Process Of Falling To The Ground, Where He Steadily Continued To Lean Over Into An Almost Complete Toe Touch To Continue Reading This Gripping Article. Yes, Points May Be Taken Away Due To His Needing To Lean Against The Lightrail Shelter To Stay Upright, But Let Us Remember, Baltimore Is “The City That Reads,” So At Least He Is Representing.
I did take off one full point for the lean against the post, but he did earn some points back for gaining my utmost respect. While getting blasted at a transit stop is par for the course on this site, getting blasted at a transit stop and using your seven minutes of heaven to read up on the news is just straight class.
This guy is so desensitized to H that he’s actually BORED of being high and reading a magazine like he’s waiting for this to just be over so he can go out and score some real drugs for the night. He’s probably not even bending over because he’s high, he probably just throws his back out all the time from having to lug around those gigantic, drug-metabolizing balls.
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Rating: 2.2/5
Description: This is just sad. I mean think about how that kid is going to turn out, their mom is a total little bitch that can’t handle her smack. All it’s friends moms are rocking their belly bump to sleep as a counterbalance to a bad-ass junkie sway and here this kid is, stuck with it’s one-shot-before-bed, bitch-ass mom.
With any help Baltimore City social services will step in and do what they do best in these situations, place the kid in a group home where the kid will DEFINITELY learn how to shoot their smack the right way!