Rating: 3.6/5
Date: March 15
Description: The caption I got with this is almost better than the picture… the exact caption I received read:
Don’t you remember doing “Cherry Pickers” as a warm up exercise in gym class? Around 5th grade? Obviously, 5th grade were the 4 hardest years of this person’s life.
I’m submitting this on behalf of a friend who doesn’t have the balls to submit it himself…. jackass.
Not only does the description of the leaner bring back fond memories of “flick-a-ball”, but anyone who describes their friends like that has a position waiting for them at TGOH anytime they’re ready.
This is a great pic, although I have admit, initially I thought this woman was just picking up some change to help pay for the other half of her dye job which she has on layaway.
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Rating: 2.7/5
Date: March 13
Description: There’s something you don’t see every day… Boston Market! I could have sworn those all went out of business in the mid 90’s due to people realizing that there is absolutely no relation between New England and rotisserie chicken. In fact, when I think of New England cuisine the only food that comes to mind are giant insects pulled directly from the ocean, boiled with no seasoning at all and - if you’re lucky - dipped in butter. Boston, if you’re reading this, two words for you guys which will change your life: Old Bay.
The fact that it’s in the same plaza as a Radio Shack shows that Baltimore is, in fact, still firmly entrenched in the 80s. I’d be willing to bet that one could buy a slap bracelet in that York Rd strip-mall if they were so inclined…
The passed out guy on the street-corner is also firmly entrenched in the 80’s with his sweet Swatch and hot red pants. Points off for not wearing knee socks pulled up with the two bands at the top like all the cool kids.
I have to admit it’s a decent lean even though he’s seated. It reminds me of the yoga guy sketch with Will Farrell - this guy is so close!
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